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Forgetting to wipe your hands and touching your dick in the bathroom after eating hot wings.
Did you hear about Frank? Gave himself
a Devil's Handjob after eating wings after the game!!
When a chick defecates in her and then proceeds to work your dick until you ejaculate into her shitty palms.
Holy shit man, Tammy was so drunk last night that she gave me a Hersheys Handjob and then passed out on the floor.
when a girl jerks off a guy with a very tiny dick by grabbing his balls and jerking them up and down the shaft of his chode
fatass randy is upset because all the hoes want to give him testicle handjobs due to his pathetic dong
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Beating the shit out of a ballsack until the erection has dissipated.
"He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"
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(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.
Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.
You only asked $200.00 for your big screen HDTV? Man, did THAT guy get a Chinatown handjob!
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Repeatedly moving a coffee sleeve up and down on a coffee cup.
Quit giving your coffee a coffee handjob.
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When 2 gentleman wearing top hats and monocles start to jerk each other off while drinking tea
Hey would you like to give me a fancy handjob?
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