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"Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?" is what "The Death of Superman" SHOULD have been. A gripping tale that doesn't just kill off Superman, but completes his story, puts and end to the mythology. It isn't just a marketing ploy, it's a grand finale to a great American legend. But it was written by Alan Moore, so what do you expect?
How to be a Good-Boy comic nerd.
Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.
Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.
Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.
Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.
Step 5: Place trade where you found it.
Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"
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The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.
Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when that happens'.
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When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.
“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”
This line was from Kendrick lamar's new album, people thought it was something random, but it actually is based off a bible verse, 1 Timothy 6:7-"For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certaina we can carry nothing out."
"Its okay bro, what happens on earth, stays on earth."
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This is normally said by Remzi or other people whenever something considerably funny or worth sharing occurs. It indicates that something that could be considered troll happens.
Remzi: Bro by the way the most troll thing just happened!
Guillermo: What???
Remzi: When I was 10 I took 5 hot girls to a Justin Bieber concert just to fuck them.
Guillermo: VVVAAATT
Kick Ass Movie
"Let's steal some shit. Somethin about a ring. Gay guy with dogs. The End"
Man i was watchin that movie,what's the worst that could happen? it gave me a bonerection. uhhh!
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It happened. It only happened there. And it happened far enough away to have any negative effect on the "the here and now".
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)
Dane Cook's intro to a recent show in Las Vegas:
"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"
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