Hard row

When you stick the tip of your penis in someone's mouth and jerk off into it

Person 1: "I heard Andrew gave a girl a hard row last night!"
Person 2: "No way!"

the hard word

Australian A heavy-handed request, usually a sexual proposition by a man.

John put the hard word on Emily last night, but she just slapped him and left.

hard J

phrase coined by the show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" which refers to the use of the word Jew in any context that can be taken as a derogatory remark.

1.
"That jew's in for a hell of a lot of work."

"Wow, wow, cool it man."

"What? What are you talking about?"

"Dude, you just dropped a hard J."

"No man, he is of jewish descent and that is a lot of toilet paper. That is going to take a lot of time to clean up. I was thinking bout the context the whole time."

2.
When Mel Gibson is getting Sekelied he can't help but drop hard Js.

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Goes hard

Used to describe something that is remotely interesting that involves internet culture, like a hyper-realistic picture of a corn on the cob swinging a golf club.

1: Thoughts on this pic?
2: Goes hard. May I save it?
1: Go on then

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Hard Sexual

Someone who is attracted to things that are naturally solid or firm.
I.E: Rocks, Snails Shells, Metal, and Most wood types, etc.
Note: Private parts (Penis) and nipples don't count because they are not naturally solid/firm

Ninja (That fortnite guy): I wanna stick that rock up my ass

JackSepticEye: I support Hard Sexuals / Hard Sexual

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hard yakka

Australian rural slang for hard work.
Dervied from the very tough yakka wood.

Hard Yakka and no tucker left me flat out like a lizard drinkin

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hard in the paint

To approach a problem, obstacle, or challenge with supreme confidence of success through a commitment to use all facilities available to one's self to achieve a goal.

The term has etymological roots in the basketball parlance that describes an attempt to score in the crowded and highly contested area directly under and immediately adjacent to the raised hoop on a basketball court, or "painted" area. Shot attempts in this area are traditionally only successful when made with a strong conviction to score, skill, overpowering strength, or a combination thereof (i.d. "going hard").

When we saw Dason had put on his best suit and matching Tag Heuer timepiece, we knew he going hard in the paint to his job interview that afternoon.

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