have ass

To be physically attractive; to have an appealing physique. The third-person form is got ass.

"A big fine woman'll make you smile when she pass you
Damn that girl sexy, her mamma got ass too."
-Juvenile, "Mamma Got Ass"

Steve: "Maaan, this party at Wellington's house is going to suck baaaalllls."
Kevin: "Word to your mother. Working for that guy is a bitch. I can only imagine what that old stiff's family is like."
*Ding Dong*
Hot girl: "Hello, I'm Mr. Wellington's daughter Tiffany."
Steve: "BAZOOING! Damn that girl is hot!"
Kevin: "No kidding dude. I didn't expect old Wellington's daughter to have ass like that. Did you see the rack on that smokin' piece of tail?"
Steve: "Hell yeah man! I'd love to give those tig ol' bitties a good motorboating."
Mr. Wellington (having overheard): "Ahem...speaking of having ass, how about you two have your asses out of the office by Monday? You're fired."

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Have a Cigar

...to relax chill out disregarding any care in the world. usually at a social setting.

Guy1: hey man, its getting pretty late, think we gotta bounce. Guy2: Dude no friggin' way, its not even two. whats with ya? chill, Have a Cigar

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Having a Mauriello

The predecessor to "Having a Milardo" which encompasses all of the same aspects of "Having a Milardo" but is most likely accompanied by crying and throwing all the papers off of one's desk.

"After I redid that action plan for Ms. Daisy for like the hundredth time, I just lost it and had a Mauriello. I threw all the versions of the document all over the floor and began to scream and cry like a little girl."

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Have a fag

1. Smoke a cigarette. (British Informal)

2. Have sex with a homosexual. (American)

I’m going out to have a fag.

I had that fag last night. Twice.

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Having Hoes

a bunch of females that are attracted to you in a relationship manner .

Fred has always been Having Hoes .

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having a life

Having a life is the state of not just being alive but doing something meaningful with it. Often used to insult people who don't have a life like johny.

"Jimmy tried to find the definition of having a life on urban dictionary but there was none he wrote a definition that he thinks is funny" said Johny
"HA HA jimmy doesn't have a life"

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have a nice

"Have a nice" is a universal phrase used to tell someone to enjoy their life, day, football game, party or whatever they are doing. The phrase was coined by Internet personality David Vujanic with the goal of spreading a positive outlook on life in general

Igor: I have an important exam coming up, the stress is killling me
Boris: Don't worry man, have a nice!

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