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an immovable coiffure that defies the forces of nature due to an abundance of hairspray
jimmy swaggart, sam donaldson, sara palin, and doris day have the hair helmet in common
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when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass
hold him down while i give him an ass helmet
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when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.
that girl can give good helmet!
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When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.
"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"
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Formerly a functional headpiece worn by Russian military personnel, today the ushanka has been adopted by the WCP, or World Conglomerate of Pedophiles. Its appearance is immediately recognizable and lends itself nicely to the creeper subculture.
Parent 1: Hey Margaret, that guy in the pedo helmet is standing next to your son and seems to be digging around in his pocket for change.
Margaret: Oh him? I'm sure he's a socially well adjusted person who just relates better to children and not a filthy pederast.
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The Football Helmet is a piece of protective equipment for players, originally intended to keep Tom Brady from kissing other players on the lips
Antonio was lucky, He caught that god awful pass and Brady tried to kiss him, luckily Brady had his Football helmet on.
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High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.
"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"
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