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an STD that is so contagious you can catch it just by being in the same location with the infected person and breathing their used air.
must've been the Airborne Herp, cuz he can't go within 500 yards of her...
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A female, primarily in her late teens to early twenties, that has been with so many dudes that you know she has herpes just by looking at her. There are also undefined smells that come along with these looks that further verify the outbreak.
Man, she was totally on herp alert, I smelled her getting undressed
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A serious disease which is becoming prevalent within the Rockabilly community.
Diagonosis is simple because the pubic hair actually reshapes itself into a 'Pubic Quiff'
Symtoms include.
A strange and itchy rash which causes the victim to gyrate in comical ways.
Thinning head hair (on which the sufferer begins to use excessisve amounts of brylcream in a misguided attempt to maintain an appearance of) (something, no one actually knows).
Expanding side burns.
And overall Fat Boy weight gain.
Also turned up jeans.
There is NO KNOWN CURE.
Went to a Rockabilly night and whilst gyrating on the dance floor develped a serious itch and a sudden change of VPL (Visible Panty Line)
Upon going to the gents was horrified to find he had contracted a severe case of Rockabilly Herpes and that his pubic hair had reformed it self into a quiff so perfect that he knew that the limp one which he carried on his head would never be able to compete.
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Boy: Hey let's hit up taco bell!
Girl: Ah, Sounds great! I'm feeling 2 herp dongs today
Boy: I'll get the 12 for $10
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Herpes like sores that show up after jerking off to digital images so so much that your penis's skin gets something like a rug burn and might bleed a little. It happens when you jerk off too much and don't use lube.
Dude, I was up till four last night watching internet porno and when I woke up to take a shower I had digital herpes all over the side of my cock.
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When you are awaiting the result of your STD test and you may or may not have herpes.
-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.
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a great way to change subjects
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a phrase used to keep people from chasing birds
if a guy try's to sop you to ask a question simply say :
"if pigeons carry disease do you think they got something like the pigeon herp?"
he will probably leave you alone due to your stupidity
ALSO:
dont chase that bird you'll get "pigeon herpes"
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