Happy Hogging

What one says to a hogger just before he commences a hook up with a fat chick. A farewell for a wingman before he will fall on a grenade and hook up with the duff so that his friend can have the cutie. Bon voyage for nail the whale. A good way to wish someone well as they depart for some fatsex with a plumper.

I asked Fred if he was going to shack up with the big fat fatty he met at the bar. He said yes. I told him, "Happy Hogging!"

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Fat Hog

Morbidly Obese person.

A funny word to call your friends.

An insult to people you don’t like.

You fat hog.

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Hog rida

The most based and pog joke

Guy 1:
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 2: Wow, he said hog rida, he is so funny

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Hog Toe

When a fat bitch rides on the back of a Harley and gets her daisy duke shorts stuck between her saggy, hairy cunt slit.

Libby had a bad case of hog toe when she rode on Gary's Harley.

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Outlet Hog

A person who plugs electronics into outlets that end up taking more space than it should and blocks the usage of other outlets.

YO, frank, you could have easily plugged your cell phone charger on the bottom outlet so that it would have space for mine. Your such an Outlet Hog.

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Aux Hog

That one friend that always sits shotgun and takes the aux without asking the squad.

Chris, stop being an aux hog. Also, let Jack sit in the front for once! Your music sucks too.

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hog shortery

when the country, new england typically, is experiencing low levels of available swine.

"No bacon available?! Are you experiencing a hog shortery?!"

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