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holland harvard

girl who is obsessed with otters and blacks out often

holland harvard

by randall isiah November 24, 2013


The Holland Heater

When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.

This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.

by My Dad Said November 2, 2021


nikki holland

thic is what she thinks. most likey sagittarius always wears a over sized shirt

wooowww it nikki holland omg

by stuckyca July 31, 2021


Josh Holland

A mega bitch he sexually assaults girls and he’s not a skater boy he’s a see ya later boy if you come across Josh Holland kill him or walk away

Hey you know Josh Holland died” “yeah I killed him with borris Johnson’s massive horse cock

by Saggytits420 November 23, 2021


tom holland gay

Tom was in his dorm, stroking his hard 11 inch when his dorm-mate Matthew came in. Tom gasped, trying to cover himself, but Matthew wasn't having any of that. He locked the door to Tom's bedroom and walked over, taking his clothes off and leaving them on the floor on the way. "What are you-" Tom began before being pinned to the bed, lips locked with Matt's. Matt looked around. "Got any lube?" He murmured softly. Tom shook his head before passing him a wrapper. Matt wondered, and then threw it, taking Tom by surprise and fucking him rough, cumming immediately into him to lube him up. He had been rock-hard anyways, his masturbation session in the locker room had helped with that. Tom moaned loudly as Matt fucked him missionary, slowing down and becoming softer in his thrusts. Tom wrapped his legs around Matt, already breaking a sweat. Tom grinned, stopping and slowly going deeper into him with those magnificent 11 inches until Tom was gasping, clutching the bed. Matt then began to slowly fuck him again. Tom began to squirm under his roommate when the pressure broke and he couldn't stop himself cumming. Matthew stared in surprise before spanking him and making him shiver. "Lick all this off you slut!" Tom obeyed, and they were soon flat on the bed frenching again, before Tom took Matt in his hand, rubbing until his massive uncut cock was completely hard and red.

Matthew wasted no time pulling away and instead of cumming into Tom's hand, fucked him and squirted inside him. Tom moaned loudly that guys from other dorms heard it, launching into a large orgasm. He was panting when he'd finished, the sweat dripping off of his lean body. Matt smiled, beginning to pound him again, causing Tom to bite his shoulder so hard Matt yelled out in pain and ecstasy. After their wonderful sex, they both showered, wore their pyjamas and cuddled on the sofa watching a random movie until they both fell asleep. Lovely tom holland gay.

by freakfortom July 28, 2024


Izzy Holland

Tom Holland’s soulmate, the love of his life. They will get married despite the 12 year age gap

Tom Holland is married to Izzy Holland

by Izzy holland February 20, 2021


Kiera Holland

A wonderful person. Always there if you need her. Can be annoying but in a nice way. Likes dinosaur toys. Likes eating chicken nuggets. Usually has friends that are dating someone.

Kiera Holland is a amazing person to talk to honestly!

by Oscaryy December 11, 2020