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a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.
i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.
A gay male prostitute-for-hire that squirts cum into the faces of his fans. The fans love it. That's why he's the father of approx. 35 children.
Jake: "I hired Bob the hooker to give us a good time :)"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"
when you are dressed as a two bit hooker, refuse to be called one, and are determined as fuck to be one.
"jessica is literally a determined hooker"
VEL - OS - E - hooker.
Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.
Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types
Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.
That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.
When you shoplift from a hooker
Johnny shoved it up that hoes ass until she cried and did not pay that bitch. This is hooker rape. 8===D
1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.
I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...
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