hose hop

The intricate act of hopping on one foot while trying to get a sock or hosiery on the other foot. (verb)

I love watching my girlfriend doing a hose hop when she gets dressed.

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Water-hose

Semen-penis for short.
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)

-WTH Please stop doing sex by yourself!!
-My Water-hose is can handle this dude

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Hose Queen

A woman who loves to give blow jobs.

Krista is a hose queen, she is always blowing a different guy at the Teke house.

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hose rice

An event which an Australian bets on; an Australian horse race.

While in Sydney, I went to a hose rice and won money betting on the winning horse.

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Hose ass

A form of mud butt with the added detriment of swamp ass. It is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.

Man it's so hot out. That bean burrito was a bad choice." "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have gas, but I'm terrified of squirting some hose ass.

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garden hose

gives the best damn head

damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B

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fire hose

when after receiving a pink sock, the girls ass erupts with explosive diarrhea and the once motionless, dangling, inside-out asshole bursts into an erratic motion resembling an un-manned fire hose

after the fire hose incident the walls were covered in shit. she obtained maximum pressure on the line.

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