id carrot that

i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.

positively entertaining :)

boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that

id and um

Your probably doing that trend on Tik Tok where you “REMOVE THE FIRST AND LAST LETTER FROM YOUR NAME” ..I think you did Skid and Pump.

Lol ok I admit I tried it but what- “ID AND UM”

id-ternet

The internet,basically social media in particular. A place where the worst aspects of human nature can run free and unchecked under the *guise" of anonymity.

Named after the "id", the psychoanalytical theory of Dr. Sigmund Freud which deals with the primitive instincts of humanity particularly SEX and AGGRESSION residing in the human subconscious. In a nutshell, all those impulses that a rational sane person keeps bottled up under the surface & a less ration, altered(see drunk, Ambien influenced, etc), or thoroughly unsocialized/unsociable motherfucker lets slip at key moments or on a regular basis when placed in front of a digital device.

A. "I got torn to pieces on (_____ fill in the blank with social media platform) because I a.) voiced an OPINION b. showed pictures of my kids, pets, favorite eating establishment c.) showed pictures of myself in a bathing suit!"

B. "What'd you expect?! It IS the "id-ternet!!"

Id Scan

An id scan is a professional picture of an id.

"I want to buy a Florida id scan".

idding

whoever uses this word probably doesnt know how to speak, or is just plain stupid

are you idding me

fy;id

Fuck you; I'm drunk

or

Fu;id: Fuck u; I'm drunk

On a thread: Your comment doesn't make sense.

Reply: Fy;id.

The Electric Sl(ID)e

Underage kids figuring out a lineup to get into a bar

Jack: Peter you're going first because you have a good ID and you are already balding and Alexis you go last because bouncers never reject chicks

(Jack is doing the electric sl(ID)e because he looks like couldn't grow a pube)