id and um

Your probably doing that trend on Tik Tok where you “REMOVE THE FIRST AND LAST LETTER FROM YOUR NAME” ..I think you did Skid and Pump.

Lol ok I admit I tried it but what- “ID AND UM”

id-ternet

The internet,basically social media in particular. A place where the worst aspects of human nature can run free and unchecked under the *guise" of anonymity.

Named after the "id", the psychoanalytical theory of Dr. Sigmund Freud which deals with the primitive instincts of humanity particularly SEX and AGGRESSION residing in the human subconscious. In a nutshell, all those impulses that a rational sane person keeps bottled up under the surface & a less ration, altered(see drunk, Ambien influenced, etc), or thoroughly unsocialized/unsociable motherfucker lets slip at key moments or on a regular basis when placed in front of a digital device.

A. "I got torn to pieces on (_____ fill in the blank with social media platform) because I a.) voiced an OPINION b. showed pictures of my kids, pets, favorite eating establishment c.) showed pictures of myself in a bathing suit!"

B. "What'd you expect?! It IS the "id-ternet!!"

Id Scan

An id scan is a professional picture of an id.

"I want to buy a Florida id scan".

idding

whoever uses this word probably doesnt know how to speak, or is just plain stupid

are you idding me

fy;id

Fuck you; I'm drunk

or

Fu;id: Fuck u; I'm drunk

On a thread: Your comment doesn't make sense.

Reply: Fy;id.

The Electric Sl(ID)e

Underage kids figuring out a lineup to get into a bar

Jack: Peter you're going first because you have a good ID and you are already balding and Alexis you go last because bouncers never reject chicks

(Jack is doing the electric sl(ID)e because he looks like couldn't grow a pube)

ID Know

ID Know
(I Don't Know)

Fellow 1: "Why hello there, how is your day going?
Fellow 2: "Good, why?
Fellow 1: "ID Know?"
Fellow 2: *stabs Fellow 1 with flimsy knife made of butter*
Fellow 1: "ID Know you would do that! Ow..."