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The person at a meeting principally responsible for ensuring that self-important blowhards, who like to hear themselves talk and tend to substitute their own priorities and agendas for the group's, don't hijack the meeting (similar to what air marshals do for the airlines).
When John brought up a new topic and tried to take the meeting in a different direction, the Meeting Marshal quickly shut him down and got us back on the agenda.
A meeting for servers with the management but the servers arnt allowed to ask one question or voice their concerns without getting shot down. The servers werent even allowed to say one word.
Server 1: A server meeting where servers can't talk?
Server 2: Thats some bullshit Jessie!
When camgirls meet users for sex on-camera. Particularly popular amongst german performers from that site of their dirty hobbies.
My first user meet and it was very cool. First of all, the camera man fucked me and then my user date.
The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke
Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."
When a manager or superior keeps pushing back a meeting in small increments.
To meeting edge.
My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!
When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.
“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “
Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.
Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.
Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.
When fellow family members are into it involving other family memebers An everyone is just tired of the bullshit so they call a family meeting for the memebers that are into it to scrap it out
Girl you going to the family meeting , yeah girls tay tay & nay nay gone fight .