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Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!
Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!
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When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.
In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.
David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.
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The best movie ever starring Jack Skellington aka Bone Daddy. It has awesome animation and the characters like go to christmastown and kidnap the sandy claws. It has the best soundtrack ever!
Go watch The Nightmare Before Christmas right now.
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A statement of loyalty much along the lines of, "Chick before dicks," or "Bro's before hoes." Pearls used in reference to or related to the semen "pearl necklace."
"You really gonna go shopping with those bitches instead of hangin' with me?" Answer: "Yo! Girls before pearls!"
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a rule that tell girls to chill with there friends instead of going to hang with thier boyfrend
-by giselle-
nicole: r u hanging us today?
pat: no me and my boyfriend r going to the movies today
nicole: what happened to hoes before bros?
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The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.
Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.
Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.
Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!
Jack: ...Can I help?
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The fitted that you rock so you can feel like a thug while you're trying to pick out what clothes and fitted you're really gonna wear for the night. The fitted before the fitted has no say in what you're going to wear to the festivities of the night, it just ensures you look extra icy as you're getting ready.
A knockoff of the Situations "shirt before the shirt."
I was rockin the Angels fitted before the fitted before I picked out the Orioles fitted (after the fitted).
Yo is that's a sweet fitted before the fitted, you're gonna look like a baller tonight.
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