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A girl who has slept with everyone you know but insists that she isn't a slut because she gets around by having an unbroken string of relationships. Rarely ever spotted single for more than a few days. Usually acts self righteous or looks down on people who have sex while not in a relationship or is otherwise just generally hypocritical.
John - what? how many relationships has she had in the last 2 months?
Eric – nine.
John - and she's slept with all of the guys?
Eric – yep.
John - and then she called that other girl a slut for having a one night stand?
Eric – yeah.
John - wow, what a slut.
Eric - no. she isn't a slut. she's a relationship slut.
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A phobia or fear of relationships.
Man that guy won't commit. He must be relationship-phobic.
She left her fiance at the alter because she was relationship-phobic.
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An E-Relationship, also known as internet dating, is often common around a younger generation of people, or the older lonely types. It can last if the people actually see each other every now and then, but usually it sends someone down into a spiraling depression. Often the relationship will just not go anywhere, probably one another are too far away from each other to have any sort of intimacy, making it seem like it isn't going anywhere. Hence the depression and loss of social life. It is one big emotional roller coaster if you play your cards right.
Furri #1: Hey babe, what's goood?
Furri #2: I think we have a prollem......................
Furri #1: WHAT!!1! D:
Furri #2: I'm not myself, I want to break up
Furri #1: -signs offline and cries self to sleep-
Furri #1's Friend: Told you your E-Relationship would never last. Now your turning into an emo furri.
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An open relationship is a relationship where one person does not own the other. The couple are not exclusively seeing each other and can date, flirt and hook up with other people should they wish to do so. In a true open relationship the couple will be fully honest with each other (unlike most regular relationships). They will not get pissed at each other for stupid things such as not ringing the day before, wearing a slutty top, passing out cold in a club, kissing that lesbian in the lift. Infact they will just love each other for who they are and support each other through times of need. Although other people will say they are sluts and it will never work, they onlys say this because they are jealous. In the end the couple will get bored of seeing other people because they realise they are the best two out there. Then they get married and have beautiful children. And retire together in Goa.
Couple in an open relationship:
Holly – “Get any luck last night?”
Jeremy - “Some nice assed latin girl”
Holly “As nice as me?”
Jeremy – “No Holly. Youre the best.”
Holly – “I know. Can you test me on my hindi?”
Jeremy – “Whats Pani”?
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When a girl can find a guy that will actually stick around and prove that he truely loves her instead of getting the one an only thing typical guys want, and disappearing...
Ginger: 'Wow! Kandy you a serious relationship with Jax.'
Kandy: 'Yea, Jax actually stuck around and stayed with me even thru everythig.'
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People don’t know y’all are together, except for only y’all. And you keep you relationship off social media!
Me and my boyfriend are in a private relationship
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n. A status bestowed from one individual upon another exemplifying satisfaction anticipated from maintaining a relationship with that individual. This evaluation is highly subjective and typically reflects a great deal of personal preference. However, this term is usually used in situations where the relationship is not exclusively sexual (i.e., it is not used to describe a fuck buddy).
Claire: Matt is hott, but I can't stand talking to him; he is so stupid!
Jenn: Not relationship material, huh?
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