flesh curtain

When a severly overweight person has layer of skin/fat that hangs/flaps down over their privates. Similar to a gunt but even more obese.

Bob tried to have sex with obese woman but he could not penetrate her flesh curtain.

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press the flesh

what politicians do in order to garner support for themselves from the common people; going out into the public to meet and greet; similar to baby kissing.

that skeezy politician was out pressing the flesh to try and save his sputtering campaign.

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flesh blanket

folds of flesh so copious that they could be used to keep one warm and cozy even in the most frigid arctic tundra.

"We make fun of Austin's fat ladyfriend now, but come winter we're all going to be jealous of that flesh blanket."

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flesh clarinet

a penis, a phallus, a meat whistle, one's crank

she played my flesh clarinet last night while we were watching TV.

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Flesh Musket

your penis.

your mom got my flesh musket in her brown eye

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flesh tent

When a fat chick lays down on top of you, literally smothering and engulfing the man below, creating a fleshy tent. Starr Jones (insert any fat chick) lays on top of anyone.

"That chick made a good flesh tent." "Will you be my flesh tent"?

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flesh fight

sword fighting with 2 hard dicks

hey bro wanna go have a flesh fight

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