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Verb. To insert ones hand inside another's anus and while holding ones fingers in a spoon like position, scoop feces out. One then proceeds to either eat the feces or feed the feces to another mammal.
Dude, my friend and I nutella jared that chick from the bar last night!
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The act of using a jar as a kissing medium. On one side of the jar a kisser has their mouth wide open around the closed side of the jar (the bottom), the other kiss-e has the open side and uses their tongue to lick and fog up the jar all the while the couple looks each other deeply in the eyes.
Did you hear that Rochelle and Javier were caught Jar Kissing? WHAT. A. SLUT.
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A precarious predicament or generally any situation where the best option is hard to find/ not at all enjoyable.
The present war the United States is engaged in in Iraq is a jar of pickles.
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when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.
Dude yesterday I performed the Mayonnaise Jar and now I shit out of a tube!
1. An empty bottle or container used as a urine storage receptacle while playing video games. Used to increase one's availability in-game, and/or as an ecofriendly alternative to the wasteful flushing of a traditional toilet.
2. The primary weapon of the Jarate fighting style. Commonly carried and used by experienced snipers. Also known as "Karate in a Jar." This item will "Wreak havoc on your opponent's mental state, psychological well-being and trust in the inherent goodness of his fellow man."
1. A: Hold on I need to go to the bathroom.
S: Ok.
A: ....Ok, I'm back.
S: That was quick.
A: Yeah, so?
S: I'm just saying... you didn't go to the bathroom.
A: Yes, I did.
S: No, you didn't. You forgot to mute your mic. We heard you, um... raid jar.
A: Oh.
S: Yea, next time, don't say anything, just mute, we didn't need to wait in the lobby for that.
2. Alex, is such a narcissistic shithead . I'm going to camp here and hit that doodlepad with the raid jar next time he comes around. Woo-ha! Jarate!
A jar filled with ones “nut butter”.
BRB man, gotta go make a coom jar deposit
When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”