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The Hourglass Theory states that the first eighteen years of a man's social life is like an eighteen-year hourglass - once high school ends, the hourglass flips, and the jocks end up on the streets eating dog shit, while all the nerds get money and bitches. This theory applies to roughly 95% of said jocks and nerds.
Bitches and hoes get it easy because the Hourglass Theory does not apply to them.
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Is the concept of moving backwards and/or forwards to different points in time through the vagina, or better know as gynowormholes. It is currently unknown whether the laws of physics would allow time travel, through the vagina. gynowormholes are a type of hypothetical warped spacetime which are also permitted by the Einstein field equations of general relativity, although it would be impossible to travel through a gynowormhole unless it was what is known as a traversable gynowormhole.
"Have you proven your chrongyno theory yet? I really want to jump into that Gynowormhole and travel back in time"
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A theory made while high as hell...
Also a hip hop group.. They get faded and make theories. A Seattle rap super group led by Halfbreed. Along with Raven and Max, Halfbreed has created the perfect balance of REAL hip hop meets that old school rock and roll kinda vibe.
http://myspace.com/fadedtheory09
Faded Theory- Dude, I'm so faded and I have a theory.
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The theory that you must treat a female the complete opposite of what logically would make sense to do in your favor.
“Are your methods not working with girls and don’t know what to do, use the Nabil theory and do the exact opposite!”
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A theory coined by sports talk show host Tony Kornheiser referring to international soccer. According to the population theory, the country with the larger population should have more players to chose from, and therefore be better than a team with a smaller population. By this theory the United States should crush Central and South American countries as well as small European countries. This theory has been proven widely false as the U.S. consistently gets their ass handed to them by countries that can't be spotted on a map without a magnifying glass.
Michael: Does the U.S. Soccer team have a chance of beating the stacked Argentina team.
Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.
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everyone pursuing a romantic or sexual relationship can be classified as a simp, a fuckboy, or both. (all of these terms are gender neutral). two people that are simps go together well, and two people who fuckboys go together well.
- a simp idolizes their romantic partner.
- a fuckboy degrades their romantic partner.
-a simp who is also a fuckboy idolizes their partner for sole purpose of sexual engagement.
*talking about a new guy*
"don't talk to him, because by simp theory, since you are a simp, and he is a fuckboy, it won't work out"
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(adjective) widely accepted to be true or real, yet not well understood by most people
David Blaine's magical talents are germ theory.
Without reading the student's senior thesis, the professor proclaimed it to be germ theory.
"Germ theory" as an adjective is still germinating—until it comes into popular usage it will be considered germ theory.
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