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A word modifier to emphasize how immensely amazing something is to the point that it is too good to be true.
-Tom: That muffin was amazing!
-Dan: Yeah, it was amazing times infinity plus one
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The largest number within all numbers, even surpassing infinity. Only YouTube is smart enough to use this number.
idot: How long is this video?
Youtube: Infinity :NaN: :NaN: :NaN:
Intensely awesome Hamilton, New Zealand band consisting of 3 extremely talented and handsome young men. No proper recordings yet but will soon become famous, no doubt.
Guy 1: Heard of Infinity Less One?
Guy 2: Yes.
Guy 1: High 5!
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This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support failing.
Requesting aid
from any vessel within range.
We are 22 jump points
out of Asgard.
Our crew is made up
of Asgardian families.
We have
very few soldiers here.
This is not a warcraft.
I repeat,
this is not a warcraft.
Hear me and rejoice.
You have had the privilege
of being saved
by the Great Titan.
You may think
this is suffering.
No.
It is salvation.
Universal scales
tip toward balance
because of your sacrifice.
Smile.
For even in death,
you have become
Children of Thanos.
I know what it's like to lose.
To feel so desperately
that you're right...
yet to fail, nonetheless.
It's frightening.
Turns the legs to jelly.
But I ask you, to what end?
Dread it, run from it...
destiny arrives all the same.
And now, it's here.
Or should I say...
I am.
You talk too much.
The Tesseract.
Or your brother's head.
I assume you have
a preference.
Oh, I do.
Kill away.
All right, stop!
We don't have the Tesseract.
It was destroyed on Asgard.
You really are
the worst brother.
I assure you, brother...
the sun will shine
on us again.
Your optimism is misplaced,
Asgardian.
Well, for one thing,
I'm not Asgardian.
And for another...
we have a Hulk.
Let him have his fun.
Allfathers...
let the dark magic flow
through me one last...
time....
Person 1: This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support...
*7 hours later*
Person 2: Did I seriously just spend my entire day listening to the Avengers: Infinity War Script?
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When a man and a woman will love each other for the rest of their lives and will never be apart
For example: Joe says to his girlfriend abi always and forever our infinity before bed every night to let her know how much he loves her
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Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"
"Nothing"
"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"
"WTF?"
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It means to have 1 more of something than infinity.
Krisalyn_Le: IS NOT
xjennyalotx: IS TOO
Krisalyn_Le: IS NOT INFINITY
Krisalyn_Le: Haha, me win
xjennyalotx: IS TOO INFINITY PLUS 1
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