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It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.
Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!
The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.
Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!
Marijuana. Used in the late Nineties to early Naughts in D.C. suburbs as a sly term for marijuana.
I'd like to get some instant ocean for my tank. You up for some instant ocean?
A very short imagine, often posted on blogs. It has the purpose to quicken s.o. imagination to continue the story in mind
Instant imagine: Imagine finding your crush on tinder and go on a date with him/her…