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International Bazaars are first of all located in what is sometimes called the barrio, hood, or chinatown. These stores are flooded with merchants trying to sell their products using a system of haggleing. The products located within the bazaar are or of resembling the vatos, cholos, homeboys, eses, g-units, og's, nacos, mafiosos, chinamen, greek warriors, narcos, gangsters, or thugs. Although not all of these people buy from such places the experience can be quite rewarding. From a Sarris purchasing a pimpsuit and 2pac shirt for 40$ cheaper, to getting some fluzies you've never seen in your life or ever whill see agian. These bazaars are nothing to be intimidated of unless u fear miniorities then ur screwed and probably pissing your pants as you walk by with everyone thinking wtf is this whit_y doing here. Be warned that not everyone is friendly not matter what you look like if you don't have the balls to throw down you might as well not talk to anyone or lookem in the eyes. Just fuken run. When the shopping is done correctly a person will enrich thier need to hang out some where unique.
That Sarris haggled that asian dude.
Pecan is gunna get raped he looks like he is about to piss his pants.
Hey wat about those fluzies by the international bazaars
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The International Cuisine is Employment for bums, full of illegal immigrants that only want free bags of curry Powder and onions. They stand at the side of converbelts and spit and throw melted biro's into microwave meals. There are 3 different shifts:
10pm - 6am ; For the stoners
6am - 2pm : For the Immigrants so they don't get took back to the middle east
2pm - 10pm: for the rest of the bums
Muva im going to get our 14 kilos of Curry powder for dinna
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Being with three women that don't speak your language nor any language that any two of you understand.
"Dude who are these women and what are they saying?"
"I don't know either but last night was an international fantasy."
"I met three women in the hotel bar last night. None of them spoke English or any common laguage."
"Holy shit dude!"
"I know right? We went up to my room and It was an international fantasy.
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It's the part of the pubic region via inside the body, which enable the person or persons to hold their urine in when the person or persons have to go to the bathroom really bad.
I must use my internal penis to contain my fluids from exploding out.
Especially useful when in the car going somewhere, and you have to go to the bathroom really bad.
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What I enjoy doing at three am and to scare off those who will attempt to steal my thoughts and dreams ( more like nightmares for "normal people" and not "demons") Sorry if you can't handle my internal screech.
-BlainaCipher
person 1: Sorry i was internal screaming all night.
person 2: You need help
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The object of sexual desire for the President, a Congressman, or any other federal employee.
Monica lewinski or any sexually abused washington intern
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The first day you use your furnace in the fall.
Me: Today was our Internal Heatquinox.
Friend: wtfizthat?
Me: I turned the furnace on for the first time since last spring.
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