iPod Idol

A person who is loudly singing along to his/her iPod in public and does not realize that other people can hear. Term derived from "American Idol", where people who are poor singers often audition and belt it out like they're the next big thing.

Dude with iPod (loudly and off key): We gonna party like it's your birthday, sip Bacardi like it's your birthday...

Bystander to Friend: Yep, he's an iPod Idol.

iPod Hanukkah

When your iPod has low battery and you think it will die soon but it continues to play on and on and on, much longer that you expected.

"I though we'd have no music for the trip. Thank Seth Rosenstein for iPod Hanukkah!"

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ipod spamming

Uploading fake, corrupt, or blank audio files to file-sharing networks in an attempt to discourage unauthorized downloads.

"I downloaded 14 Eminem tunes and they're all screeches or blanks!"

"Sony must be iPod spamming again."

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ipod anxiety

Occurs at a party when there is no music and the host asks for an ipod. The individual is afraid to give his ipod in fear of rejection for having songs that suck or may make him feel like a pansy.

When Racheli asked for an ipod to play at her party, Guy was afraid to give her his because of his large collection of Disney Songs.

Percival always has ipod anxiety because his favorite band is the Village People.

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iPod withdrawal

when your iPod battery runs out at work and you spend the rest of the day shooting rubberbands at the guy next to you

My iPod withdrawal was so bad I was flirting with those fat mexican girls.

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Ipod ADD

A common disorder affecting people with an ipod or other Mp3 Player. Involves the uncharacteristic switching of songs after roughly 2-30 seconds of playing a song because of the great shuffle feature. This disorder more commonly affects the owner of ipod shuffles.

Friend 1: Oh, I hate this song!
Friend 2: I love it!
Friend 1: I'm skipping this one. {Listens for 5 seconds} And this one.
Friend 2: God! I swear, you've got Ipod ADD!!!

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iPod telepathy

When, while you're listening to a large playlist of music in shuffle mode, your iPod somehow goes to the exact song you were thinking of. Totally mind-blowing when it happens.

"Dude, I was just thinking of Time by Pink Floyd and my iPod went to it! Sickkkkk!"

"You got a case of iPod telepathy there dude."

"Whoaaaa."

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