mr. lif

a rapper with a political slant hailing from the The Perceptionists crew.

mr. lif is like DMX but you know smart

"mr. lif run up in the Oval Office The President's nauseous He'd better be cautious Before Lif launches Another assault, his Weaponry's too advanced You give him a glance He might present an ill Bio-chemical sentinel Here it comes"

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mr t

Twice winner of world's toughest bouncer contest. Was in Rocky III and the a-team. Extremely cool.

his real name is Lawrence

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Mr. Bergamato

the living embodyment of diabettes. might as well be deaf, not a single person has ever liked him, the worst music teacher ever. the greatest mega thot to ever be a thot.

Mr. Bergamato is a thot

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Mrs. Fuller

Someone who you never want to meet. She will suck out every ounce of happyness in your body.

Hey is that Mrs. Fuller

Oh s#*t it is.

Everybody run!!!!

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Mr. Fahrenheit

A character/lyric used in the famous song "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen.

200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit! I'm travelling at the speed of light, I wanna make a supersonic man out of you!

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Mr Belding

A bizarre sex act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won't work).

- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.

While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"

I just broke my pelvis falling off the shitter doing the Mr Belding.

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Mrs. Jegge

a human egg that thinks they can teach but has a fake degree

IF YOU EVER MEET A MRS. JEGGE TAKE COVER

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