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a mock religion based around the fact if you play tic tac toe once in your life you will go to heaven. also belief that calvin is god. this religionn may sound like it is made up but the bible says a guy walked on water i think its just as logical.
christian: tic tac toe-ism is wrong and god shall punish you!
tic tac toe-ist: hey calvin am i gonna get punished?
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We accept everyone at this school, because we’re international( except Latinos, African Americans, Asians, samoians, native Americans, Saudi Arabians, Muslims, or white people, or black people) We want the best for you we just are very unwealthy (rachet) so we look on Craigslist and find teachers who are willing to put up with some of these special childrens shit. We say the world is our home we will make it better but the teachers go outside and burst cans of la critic thinking the kids won’t find out and also gossip about the SPECIAL kids in the teachers lounge. Yet, this is all okay because it sounds good on highschool applications and is FREE!!! We care very much about all of our students and know when they are having a hard time, even though half of them are suicidal but SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH don’t be a snitch. Mkay bai
Omg ur being such and international school of Monterey (ism) just be quiet
the study of the awesomeness that IS the PRIDE OF PAULDING MARCHING BAND:)
Do you like boo-ya-ism?
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The liberal ideology predominant in the US that voting for the Democratic Party will eventually yield progressive results, thus enabling so called progressives to take no action to achieve aforementioned progress.
“I am a socialist, I just don’t think revolution is the way to get what we desperately need. Societal progress will come in time if we can just get more democrats in office”
“No man, you’re wrong, all progress made up until now has been through the efforts of grass root movements. After they put in the hard work and get momentum, the Dems ride in to take credit and gain a new voter base. Your tactic of voting for a dem every four years is pragmatic do-nothing-ism, and is a cop out for you selfishly contributing nothing to progress while complaining that it isn’t coming quick enough.”
This is part two of lysenkoism if you can't tell. It's also a 2 Fast 2 Furious reference.
2 Lysenko 2 Ism
Iam "Right, but the communist imprisoned dissents in internment camps. People were killed and beaten and raped in the interment camps."
Hym "I mean... Being a political dissident is a victimless crime, correct? Speaking out against the government doesn't hurt anyone does it?"
Iam 🤨 "Yes..."
Hym "And the country we live in now is imprisoning people for committing victimless crimes... And some of those people are beaten, raped, and killed..."
Iam "Well... No but being a dissident isn't a crime here."
Hym "Isn't it? I mean gotten to the point we're the citizens are punishing dissidents. We're a sort of social dissident. Are we being punished?"
Iam "I... Don't know..."
Hym "See!? And isn't the mishandling of resources and crops running the risk of leading us to famine?"
Iam "........."
Hym "Hohoho! Yeah, right? Communism is the misdirect. It's the Lysenkoism that gets you. Did Venezuela adopt Lysenkoism?"
Iam "I... I don't know we're going to have to look into that..."
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The practice of worshipping our lord and savior hei hei the chicken from moana please spread the religion and make memes out of it. Its what hei hei would have wanted. Send nudes to help the cause (no dick pics)
(1) The act of being a complete and total douchebag, (2) Infringing upon one's time or space in order to promote your own douchebaggy opinion.
Act: When a professor keeps you 5 minutes after a last minute scheduled make-up class with full awareness and total disregard that you only had those 5 minutes to get to your next class.
Class: That was a total kanye-ism (also known as "pulling a kanye").
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He totally pulled a kanye.
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