Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness

"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"

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issues jump

PR-speak for desperately attempting to jump the bandwagon on a story that is one or more news cycles old, and will have gone stale by the time the PR firm has explained what an issues jump actually is.

"we are making an issues jump on this news event"

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baby issues

It’s usually a girl wich is attracted and gets only younger guys . The guys usually fall easely from her charm and they may have some mommy issues too.

“She’s getting another dude younger than her.”
“She has baby issues.”

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Skill Issue

Unable to perform a task; unintelligent

"I cannot blank!"
"Sounds like skill issue"

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Issues with Tissues

A retarded person who is uncomfortable around complicated surroundings.

"IM HAVING ISSUES WITH MY TISSUES" said the retard having issues with tissues.

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Skill Issue

Only beating video games on the easiest of difficulties, or having a lot of trouble with a game and rage quitting.

Tanner is having a skill issue because he’s bad at games

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skill issue

this isn't a word you fucking reddifaggot get real insults :/

"durhrur skill issue XD Bro am funny and internt Big man"

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