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The substance that is created when ejaculate has been unloaded in a rectum ripe with fecal matter.
My girl and I tried anal sex last night, unfortunately she didn't tell me she was constipated. When I finished she farted out some nasty children of the corn.
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A movie that was pretty good, but had too many character revivals.
Reno teamkilled Rude in Advent Children.
How is Tseng alive again in Advent Children?!
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Small, dirty urchins who have been known to:
1) Beg for food
2) Steal anything not strapped down
3) Hit Soldiers and Marines with rocks then disappear into a crowd
4) Grow up to become terrorists themselves
5) Learn to drive by the age of 8
6) Play soccer
7) Can consume multiple bags of skittles in very little time
8) Get slapped around by a Male Iraqi adult
9) Have mastered the Western "Middle Finger"
(Iraqi Children) Mista, Mista! MRE, MRE.
(Soldier) Fuck off.
(Iraqi Children) Fuck off you (flips Bird)
(Soldier to other Soldier) Keep those little shits away from the antennas.
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The newest generation of Iraqi children have an unprecedented opportunity never before presented to the country's youth. Ignorant small-minded Democrats and ultraliberals were completely against dethroning Saddam Hussein from his reign of terror over Iraq. Sadly, some still struggle to see the difference that the Republican party has made to the world, most specifically in giving Iraq the ability to grow into a functioning society of Democracy and liberty.
Now if we could stop Iraqi children from becoming Islamist radicals...
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An infant or small child that was birthed from his mother's ass instead of the vagina. Usually very emotional and hard to entertain. They maintain a general smell to them as well, as if they never bathe.
Holy shit spencer, I can smell your ass child from the drive-way.
OR
I hope I never have to raise any ass children of my own.
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When having sex with a girl, pull out right before ejaculation and finish on to a stick of corn on the cob. Then make her eat said cob covered in your baby gravy.
My girlfriend was horny and hungry last night. Gave her some Children Of The Corn, killed two birds with one load.
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A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.
Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe.........
Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...
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