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The sequel to World War I
1. An overrated massive war you've probably heard about a trillion times (because it was the last justified war in the Western world, unlike Vietnam, Falklands, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc.) between various countries, particularly the Allies vs Axis powers, the most popular contendants are USA, UK, Russia, France, Germany and Japan, but seemingly people forget Canada, Australia, China, etc.
It occured between 1939 and 1945 (not 1941-1945, contrary to what the United States Education System says, just because USA entered the war then).
2. A war in many First Person Shooter games where one person (usually American) singlehandedly defeats an entire German Army and the wins the war.
You're always told to thank World War II veterans (who themselves just want to chill and forget about the war) that you can speak, write, speak English, read, shit freely etc. despite the fact WWII ended 65 years ago and the world has moved on. I do not care if some crazy Austrian-German man in the 1930's wanted to conquer the world and exterminate retards and jews, hasn't many countries such as Britain did that like 100 times already? Isn't USA doing that now by killing the world with its mass produced McDonalds resteraunts making everyone obese and shitty cars that break down easily, or cheaply made Xbox 360 consoles that blow up in your face, oh and lets not forget dawdling their dick in Iraq in some attempt to take their oil and force a flawed "democracy" down their neck?
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Amazing fighting game with great graphics, solid storyline (most people are just too lazy to pay attention to it), and kickass characters with kickass moves.
I just bought Soul Calibur II and I can't stop playing it!
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a war that was started by Nazi Germany and, for a while was, winning. but after Stalingrad, they got fucked up pretty bad
lets just hope World War III doesn't start
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Head of State of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, as well as countless foreign territories, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is widely considered to be one of the greatest monarchs in history.
Pippin: God Save the Queen!
Joe: Who?
Pippin: Her Brittanic Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, you damned cretin.
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A Diablo II Dupe Program, or Diablo II Dupe Method, that allows you to replicate items in Diablo II. Can be found on various websites, including:
{{moby game|id=/diablo-ii-lord-of-destruction |name= ''Diablo II: Lord of Destruction''}}
*http://www.d2dupes.com
Yo, I just bought a Diablo II dupe at www.d2dupes.com
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One of the best fighting games in existance. The game is weapon based, meaning that characters use fat ass swords and shit. Check it out if you just came out from under your rock.
Man, I just kicked your ass at Soul Caliber II!
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Gonorrhea II is another more lesser-known form of the infamous STD which has symptoms that manifest themselves in the following ways...
1. You throw up constantly and for no reason, as in even on an empty stomach.
2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.
3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.
4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.
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