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Jackass

you .

you are a jackass

by funkyassbitch December 17, 2021


Goddamn Jackass

Someone who thinks is fucking raw. They act like they're the hardest thug but they're a bitch. They think they're in a gang with the other jackasses. They do drugs to think they're fly but they can't handle it. They're pussies are so little that they can't drive and someone should take the keys away from them. Anyone can play them with a simple text and make them look like dorks on camera lol. They have no swag because they're modern day asswipes. The best way for them to get a restart with their lives would be to join the military. They don't sell drugs and they're all broke fuckups. The people that sell drugs to them are the ones hustling and laughing at them. There's so many police around them that it's embarrasing. They cry at night and love eating dirt yeah.

Guy 1- "Foo that guy is a straight mark. He/she has all the police on him/her."

Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."

by umbreonxxx February 15, 2021


An utter jackass

Someone who posts urban dictionary descriptions of their name and then brags about them on Instagram

People think I'm an utter jackass because I posted a story of a random pseudo philosophical phrase on Instagram

by A random pig November 20, 2021


Don't jackass the thing

Do not sabotage the situation by engaging in risky behavior that will jeapordise the greater good. Popular used by the prime minister of trinidad and tobago to warn citizens during covid lockdown.

Don't jackass the thing by going to zezzer parties during lockdown.

by November 24, 2021


Jackass slap

Donkey punch but only dom status

You deserve a jackass slap

by Thissssnigga123 September 9, 2017


jimmy jackass

person whom you do not know, whom is acting foolishly.

Driver:" this guy in front of me is being a real jimmy jackass"

passenger:" ya i know he is swerving all over the road and doing like 35 WTF man!"

by The Pi Guy17 January 28, 2011


Jackass mountain

A mountain in America

I acted like a jackass on jackass mountain.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019