Random
Source Code
Random
Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.
A TOTAL webtrovert.
Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?
Jacob: *shrugs*
Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?
Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?
28👍 94👎
Jacob is a name associated with obesity with their body fat percentage ranging from 90%-100%. Although Jacob is a name associated with pure fatness, they are usually gaseous, secreting gaseous substances from their anus every 2-3 minutes, which if breathed in, would lead to blindness, deafness, muteness and reduced penis length. In their love life, munty ginger sluts are attracted to Jacobs, even though Jacobs do not really show their true affection back to their ginger compatriots, they would still masturbate daily to the thought of gingers worldwide. Jacob is also another name for a virgin with regular homosexual urges (every 30-35 secs)
Person 1: It fuckin' stinks, you farted didn't you Jacob?!!
Jacob: No!
Person 1: You did though, didn't you?
Jacob: Yeah
23👍 76👎
Is a shy person that will be depressed and scared he will get made fun of and bullied around he feels like people all around him hate him and what Jacob to die but Jacob doesn’t.
I wish Jacob a good life
I do too
3👍 6👎
An ugly kid who thinks hes all tight and gagsta just because he has an eight pack, so he goes around calling girls fat but then asking for their love the next second, and trying to get in their pants the next. He also enjoys being a cheater face. And threatening to kill himself (sucide).
Jacob:"Cassandra I love you don't leave me! I'd kill myself if I didnt have you!"
"I'm sorry but I cant trust you after what you did with Rachael."
Jacob:"UGHHH I HATE MY LIFE FML DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION your fat."
32👍 112👎
jacob is a self centered, gay tool who everyone thinks is so annoying. he takes mirror selfies, flirts with every girl in his school and bites his lip more then anyone you'll ever meet. jacob asks girls to send him pictures in the shower and tries to touch their butts as much as possible. jacob may seem way starlight, but don't let him
mislead you, he is gay and obsesses over girls to cover it up. jacob is the definition of a douchebag
Girl 1: OMG JACOB IS THE BIGGEST TOOL IVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE
Girl 2: I KNOW, DID YOU HEAR HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY?
Girl 3: HES A GAY TOOL
6👍 14👎
The definition of a cancerous student who disrupts class oftenly and asks inconsiderate questions while being an imbecile.
Your more cancerous then Jacob in my Science class
5👍 12👎
Normally a fag that likes black dick, and pretends to be high and drunk and hits on T's bitches
Jacob is a fag
4👍 9👎