homework jail

The worst thing a teacher can give you over a school break (ie: spring break, summer break, thanksgiving break and winter break .... HOME WORK

Eren: Hey, wanna go paintballing?
Mikasa: Would love to, but I'm stuck in Homework Jail

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jail wallet

A jail wallet is what goes in your butt often in jail

Dude I just became the wallet Jose went in

I snuck the Coke and Meth in through my jail wallet.

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thrown in jail

Dumbass just got caught

Dumbass got thrown in jail

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jail bate

Jail-bait refers to someone, who is often promiscuous, that is under the age of consent. JAIL BATE refers to when a prisoner sticks his penis through the bars of his cell to be jerked by a prisoner in the neighboring cell. It's when hairy palms are expected and going blind is someone elses problem.

I'm in prison for messing around with jail bait, but now earn two cigarettes a day by giving jail bate to my neighbor.

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jail meat

a flimbsy male, generally in a federal prison who regurally has his anus intruded upon, thus his ass hole being extremely loose, constantly shitting, and, his rectum always pulsates.

that jail meat is mine in a half-our after jerome gets done with him

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Yale by the jail

Cuesta Community College in San Luis Obispo, CA. The school is just down the road from the California Men's Colony.

"Where are you going to school after graduation?"
"I'm going to the Yale by the Jail."

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jail bait

1. A girl younger than 18 who is extremely hot and older looking.
2. Miley Cyrus
3. Hannah Montana

"Dude, Miley Cyrus is jail bait all the way."

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