Jan Maxim

has a huge monster xxl jumbo whopper size cock

jan maxim is a zesty ass person with a big cock

Jan Heine

When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.

I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.

jan 13

jan 13 - national hug ur weird bf day

hey why did you hug your boyfriend?
nvm its jan 13

Jan 13

the day to slap anyone named Yaletzy

you: *slaps*

Yaletzy: BRUH- oh nvm it’s Jan 13

jan 13

most amazing people are born on this day.
like omg marry me pleasepleaseplease ur so fine omfg

like hey :) HEY :)

bro she was born on Jan 13? SHE FINE ASF AND WIFEY MATERIAL

Jan 29th

I slapped my friends the hole day

jan 29th is the best day to slap

Jan 29th

Ask out your crush

Ask your crush on a date or to be there gf or bf on Jan 29th