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Jazz Towel

A towel used exclusively for cleaning up ejaculate.

No don't use that towel Kelly, that's the jazz towel

by Joost911 August 15, 2010

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


nu jazz

Traditional jazz tracks overdubbed with a trip hop and/or Bossa Nova bassline. The freshened up melody is then laced with violins, vibes or live arrangements to create movement. If vocals are added, they are often by an emerging eclectic vocalist or sampled classic jazz lyrics. Nu jazz is a fusion of old jazz rhythms and modern mucical textures. Commercially, the generic version of the sound is branded as lounge music. Nu jazz has a click and a twist, the music has a silky feel and the ability to create a glossy atmosphere with a cool energy that has some soul.

Traditional jazz is classic, nu jazz drops it in an updated suit from rue du Faubourg Saint-HonorΓ©.

by Walter Bond March 21, 2007

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jazz Flute

A particularly multi-syllabled, smooth yet punchy, moderately lengthy passing of gas, the tone of which most often progresses from a lower to higher pitch.

While in the gym shower, Gerald, perhaps a little overly eager to impress the guys at his new school, shot up his hands, hiked a leg and shouted "jazz flute!" and proceeded to rip a long and unfortunately colorful fart. A nearly perfect jazz flute ruined by a spicy burrito lunch. Thankfully, the shower was already turned on.

by The Fake Jerms December 8, 2008

30πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Jazz Onions

Awesome. It replaces old words like "rad, bitchin', sick etc"

"Hey dude i finally got a car" says friend1
"JAZZ ONIONS MAN!!!!" replies friend2

by Mackenzie_1991 July 29, 2008

38πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


jazz it up

To make something better, or just sound better.

Those Starbucks fuckers just use the foreign shit to jazz it up, it doesn't mean anything.

by Promethean Sky March 21, 2008

27πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


jazz spot

A small area of facial hair just below the lower lip in the center; technically called a mouche. It is smaller than a soul patch or jazz patch. The style was made famous by African-American jazzmen of the 50s, 60s and 70s.

I vividly remember Dizzy Gillespie with his jazz spot playing his bent trumpet in concert.

by yes juanito yes November 7, 2014

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jazz Finger

To show off in an unecessary fashion

'The Guitarist In That Band Just Jazz Fingered For The Whole Night'

by Vibey Johnson October 7, 2006

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž