A youtuber most famous for his hilariously obvious fake blindfold speedrun of Super Mario 64.
Person 1: yo man did you see Superfast Jellyfish fake blindfold speedrun?
Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!
Another word for condom.
Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.
when you’re on your period and you feel a jellyfish like thing flop out of your vagina
The act of two males scissoring which causes their testicles to mash together while the penises dangle freely, as would the tenticles of a jellyfish.
Hey bro, you wanna come over and maybe jam out to some Radiohead, grill some burgers, maybe do a little jellyfishing? Cool.
the opposite of catfishing. someone who seems bland and simple on social media but stings you with so much more sexiness in person.
Guy 1: Dude, remember that Ashley girl I showed you on Tinder? Probably not because her profile sucked. Well, last night I met up with her and she was SO HOT! Totally knocked me off my feet.
Guy 2: Now THAT is what I call jellyfishing!
When all your boys match your AppleWatch(TM) faces to the jellyfish one and proceed to blow each other.
All right our watches our synced, whip those dicks out and let's get Jellyfishing!
Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements or gait a person abusing a combination of opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines may exhibit.
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He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.
She was a jellyfish.
He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.