When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.
Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?
Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.
And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.
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The Barbadian term for masturbating.
You were jerking off this morning.
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When two or more guys all jerk off together
Some straight guys are into circle jerking with other guys
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to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
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Lube for jacking off
i.e. Hand lotion, Vaseline, etc.
Brady was home alone so he lathered up with jerk jelly.
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To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.
After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.
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n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis
I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.
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