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Jimmy is a very hot man with a massive schlong. Any girl within 1000 km of Jimmy will find themselves helpless and walk in his general direction without stopping. Jimmy can get so long and hard that he can sword fight with his monstrous schlong.
Oh wow, look how popular he is! All the girls around him are staring! He must be a Jimmy.
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Jimmy is a very handsome man. He has an amazing heart who can be very gentle and kind to his girlfriend. His sexy physique is adorned with tattoos that express his wilder side. He has gorgeous very light blue eyes that you could never get tired of looking in. He smiles bright, straight from those light blues that cause you to smile back. He’s smarter than he likes to show to others and likes a private low key life. Jimmy doesn’t like to draw attention to himself but his sweet loving soul outshines the others. He knows heartache and pain which makes his honest and genuine relationships very passionate. He has been blessed with the gift of sensual touch. A simple touch or loving caress from him leaves you wanting more. He doesn’t always see how wonderful of a man he is. That can make his girlfriend sad because she thinks he is worthy of all the emeralds and rubys the world has to offer. He can display a passive aggressive ass clown behavior sometimes but above all else he is an exception to the rule. He encompasses more genltalmanness than his girlfriend has ever known. His girlfriend is very pleased and grateful for having him in her life. If Jimmy could see himself through her eyes he would be unstoppable.
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A Jimmy is someone who is gay as fuck and likes to take it up the ass. He usually is unrespectful and very vulgar. He likes to use you gay lingo like irreleee instead of irrelevant
Vanessa: hey is your name jimmy?
Jimmy: why yes it is you cunt, why?
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A person whose aim is to annoy every person he meets because he is self-absorbed and a huge cunt. Usually kind at first but watch out, he'll fuck you up the second he gets the chance! Will blame you for his own mistakes because he ALWAYS think he's right. His insensitivity leaves a mark on everyone and so is his disposition to blame his "depression," "shitty childhood," and "mood swings" during disputes. In the end, Jimmy's are to be left by everyone they've met because they are also autistic.
Person1: Hey, have you heard about what Jimmy did?
Person2: Yeah, I heard his autism was bad today.
Person1: You and Jimmy fought?
Person2: Oh right, he blamed me for getting mad at him because he was acting like a dick.
Person1: I talked to him, he said you were overacting!
Person2: Well, that's a Jimmy for you.
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When a OAP goes into there local place of shopping and malests with teenage girls to make him self feel good can be done of a act of desperation
word most used in Charles Read High School South Witham UK
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1.(noun) A form of chocolate bootay.
2.(verb) to leap from the back of an aged unicorn.
3. (noun) The leftover peels of a blood orange
4. (noun) one who has a strange obsession for macbooks.
1. Ohhh! That girl had stuck her jimmy right in my face!
2. He jimmied down from the poor unicorn and began to prance round like an idiot.
3. He threw his excess jimmies to the ground and watched the seagulls pick at them.
4. He likes macbooks so much. What a Jimmy!
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Jimmy is simply Jimmy, it cannot be anything else. For T3h Jimmy is omnipotent, Jimmeh is Jimmy's evil counterpart OWANGE, he is also OMNIPOTENT. There are many counterparts to t3h jimmy, for example: Chai Ka of the demon realm, Ronald Mc.Donald(the reincarnate of Hitler and Nobunaga Oda, attempting to slowly kill us all) and of course, the evil Count Chocula.......that bastard.....
Beware t3h Jimmeh, and love thy Jimmy.
Random Pedestrian:OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ITS T3H JIMMEH!
Jimmy:WHat the hell did i do to deserve this, WHO THE FUCK KEEPS TELLING THESE PEOPLE I HAVE FUCKING COUNTERPARTS!
Woman:KILL T3H JIMMEH! EAT HIS MANBABIES!
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