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an extremely bad day, when you pay for all the stuff you thought you got away with at once.
Dude, my dog died, I got fired, my car got repoed, I have no money, this is one serious karma burner!
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The availability of good parking as a direct result of the way one handles personal driving experiences.
Erin to Paul: "Sweet! front row again... You must have good parking karma."
Luke to Elayne: " You see that motherfucker cut-off that ambulance ?"
Elayne: " Yup! He just lost ALL his parking karma! "
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The event in which you experience negative karma for an offense you have not yet committed but will commit in the future.
You are outside doing yard work and get a blister on your thumb. Later, you proceed to completely neglect your friend's request that you visit them at work by going to Price Chopper hours after you know that your friend has left. The blister is advanced karma.
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instant karma's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'
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When somebody mentions one of their friends on their facebook page praising them or saying how good their friendship is, then for no reason just deletes it, insulting and upsetting their friend. Consequently something bad happens to them or they get bad luck. A cyber version of "what goes around comes around".
Girl: That boy that I've fancied for ages told me he didn't want to go out with me.
Girl's friend: Well you know why that was, because you replaced the thing in the little box on your facebook saying "Kate and Jenny BFFs" for a film quote. It's facebook karma!
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When an author of an urban word gives themselves a thumbs up but they accidently hit the thumbs down button instead.
(jake.f)
I've got a word in the urban dictionary and it has 37 thumbs up...And one thumbs down...
(marty.s)
And you've only had it up for 38 days! Not bad pseudo Karma odds! hehe
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When one realizes that his/her own birthday is coming up, usually within about 30 days, which leads them to post happy birthday messages on their friends' Facebook walls whose birthdays fall within said 30 days.
The idea behind this is to seem nice and boost their positive karma so when their birthday comes around, they receive more birthday wishes posted on their wall on Facebook.
Steve, quit trying to boost your Birthday Karma by posting birthday wishes on your friends' walls. We all know you're not being sincere about it.
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