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On a powder keg

Oblivious to upcoming disaster. Waiting around seemingly unaware that nothing can go right where you are now.

“You may not think it at the time, but you’d be sitting on a powder keg if you drove home any way but sober.”

by rabiescat November 25, 2023


Keg Finger

Keg Finger is slang for the right index finger. It is an expression commonly used in Hull and East Yorkshire.

Justin's keg finger got cut off by the spinning chain on his bike

by BlisseyRan January 15, 2024


Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.

Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.

by PuttingItSimply August 23, 2017


anti-keg

A room that is filled to the top with an alcoholic beverage, with the exception of a keg full of air in the middle of the room.

Frat Guy 1: Should we get a keg for the party?
Frat Guy 2: Let's get an anti-keg instead.
Frat Guy 1: Bro

by Pizzasmash January 23, 2018


keg standary

The standards of holding a person above a keg for a proper keg stand.

1. Person should be upright face down with support from front and back of their body.

"That guy fell over because there was no keg standary to support him."

by Endestria October 17, 2013


check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.

Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.

by bushwickbartender June 03, 2023


Arse-keg

The act of opening the anal cavity to allow a group of 10+ strangers to urinate, deficate & ejaculate into the ‘arse keg’. The ‘arse keg brew’ is then allowed 10 minutes to settle, before being serving to the group of participating strangers to sip and enjoy through a straw.

“Hey have you seen Daisy?”
“Yeah, she’s in the corner being the Arse-Keg’”
Or

“Hey, are you down to party tonight?!?”

Damn right, I wouldn’t miss an arse keg party!”

by ArseGerbil December 20, 2017