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The only person on Earth who will start every text, Facebook post, or any other written form of communication with Assalamu 'Alaikum wa Rahmatu Allahi Wa Barakatuh. No abbreviations.
Friend:
Hey man, whatsup
Mohammad Ammar Khan:
Assalamu 'Alaikum wa Rahmatu Allahi Wa Barakatuh. Not much.
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the most handsome boy who walks down the street with the latest stuff or owns new stuff that is an older version. he is the best person you can get up to and does not likes girls from a young age and is most likely to get married at 25 and not get a girlfriend.
his name is Muhammad Ibrahim Khan. he is the sexiest boy there
eating out a girl with intensity
I ghengis khan ghengis ghengis khaned that bitch when ..
i mauwed her pussy like an all u can eat buffet/// i called her a bitch right in front of her tits
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Isn't this a synonym for "pillow-biter"
Only in prison does one meet Uber Khan.
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It means:
Im about to cuuhhhhhh uhhh uhh
I did something dirty (segs)
Im batu khaann(Im bout to cuh)
It means you cuh get out of yo nuts
Im batu khan
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Something everybody wishes they could do but can't because khan academy has been declining the feature constantly.
There intention is for a growth mind set.
The reality is the people reading the suggestions sound like a**holes and the kids just skip threw the questions after getting one so they get a 100. They have almost the worst customer service of all time, the only slightly worse customer service is a Fast food place being run half by 14 year olds at job days. Is khan academy not aware of the requests and that people skip it anyways.
Kid: I wish I could restart the khan academy
Kid 2: Yeah me too, I will make a feature request
Khan Worker: We have firmly chosen our decision to piss off kids, I mean not add that feature. We want to encourage a growth mind set.
Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.
: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!
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