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closet kicker

a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles

Johnny kicked me in the balls the other day must be because he's a closet kicker

by rhino-potamous June 22, 2010


The Face Kicker

The face kicker is a shot of alcohol with a bump of ketamine in it. The k and booze mix in the stomach and hit so hard its like being kicked in the face

Adam is doing the face kicker again. I'm surprised he can still stand

by ekul merlini December 16, 2007


tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.

So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023


Pussy Kicker

Someone who doesn't want sex, or is pushing sex away.

Dave: Damn, why don't I get any bitches?
Daniel: Maybe because you call women bitches? It makes you a pussy kicker.

by BennyVegas April 17, 2020


Pussy Kicker

Someone who doesn't want sex, or is pushing sex away.

Dave: Damn, why don't I get any bitches?
Daniel: Maybe because you call women bitches? It makes you a pussy kicker.

by BennyVegas April 17, 2020


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wallaby kicker

a hot, tanned boy that finds kicking, shooting and killing wallabies very appropriate. He is often mistaken for a member from a tribe, and definitely should not be trusted with a spear.

OMG. did you just see that!

see what?

Ben just kicked a wallaby!

ohh... what a wallaby kicker.

by emily. jess. March 27, 2010