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A facebook-hosted webcast featuring D.P. Todd's Kirk Hards and Kris Joyce.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, a new ep of the Kris and Kirk Show is up!"
Guy 2: "Legit, how neat is that?"
Guy 1: "Pretty fucking neat!"
Work. One's place of employment.
"See you later, I'm off to Captain Kirk"
"Captain Kirk sucks! I'm going on the dole!"
Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.
Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!
I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.
Being addicted to porn.
Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.
Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!
Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.
Man, such-and-such is such a Captain Kirk, that it's not even funny!!
Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.
While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.
A stunning girl who is truly amazing, she puts up with a twin (who happens to be the most annoying and horrid person to her)! She has a lovely older sister! She is such a caring girl, (and also very damn sexy... from a male's point of view...or a lesbian's)
e.g. "Is that a Sara Elaine Kirk?"
-"yeah dude, amazing isn't she?"
"I think I'm in love"