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The term used for the drink gin and tonic, when served with both a slice of lemon and a slice of lime.
NOTE: Best served out of a wooden Vessel.
Hello bar lady, I will have three Liquid Kittens Please.
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Young, attractive, stay-at-home wife. A stay-at-home Mom. Trophy Wife. Mostly an attractive young wife and/ or Mother whom is well taken care of.
She is not a "worker-bee" she is definitetly a "Den Kitten."
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a female vigorously masterbating
Katey's boyfriend wouldnt come over last night so she beat the kitten all night long.
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verb
1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.
2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.
1) When Jenny gave me a blumpkin I started shittin' kittens. (pardon the pun).
2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.
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to fist a small baby cat. for a visual, think kitten mittens.
I can't believe he cheated on me, that kitten fister!
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A commonly held campaign to rebrand humans as too cute to abort and proclaim the ethical supremacy of humans.
Super Depressed Toni: "Biljard, I cant have this baby, im not ready for it."
Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."
Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."
By A.Hall
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