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A trick one plays on others at Easter, often on younger siblings, where one replaces the candy inside of a hollowed plastic easter egg with cat feces.
A variation of the trick is performed by following the trick by attempting to convince the victim once they open the egg that the cat droppings are simply melted chocolate and that they should enjoy it.
Usually followed by singing "Kitty surprise, Kitty surprise, the easter bunny hates you, and hopes that you die."
Sibling 1: *opens egg
Sibling 2: Looks like the easter bunny hates you and left you a Kitty surprise.
Sibling 2: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
When your toilet paper leaves behind little deposits of toilet paper when wiped.
I went down on Linda and had to get a glass of water to wash down a mouth full of kitty litter.
The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.
I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.
A fiendishly, coked-out, high-strong-out, i-pod like kitten which supposedly sleeps for like 10 minutes and is charged for the rest of the day to have long durations of terrorizing, biting, scratching, defiling of furniture, and other various objects alive or not big or small of which it could get its little sharp paws on to. While appearing to be cute and innocent looking and to other who are not its original owners acts very nice and docile when the doors are closed, cameras are off, the shades and lights are down all hell breaks loose...Skin will tear shouts will ring in the air and there will be all kinds of FUBAR!
"Oh damn! your vampire kitty is at it again sucking souls and draining holes"
"that cat is seriously coked out on something or he's one helluva vampire kitty"
"He bit the hell outta me I think I'm bleeding friggin Vampire kitty"
"Awww it's a monster I tell you a monster friggin vampire kitty why can't I just pet him without him biting me"
Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.
Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.
See: "Kyle"
"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".
When one does not have a life or a "Senpai" for that matter. One simply calls their cat this to make themselves feel better for being antisocial twat waffles
"Kitty Senpai! I bought you cat food"
When you pour whip cream caramel hot fudge and put a cherry on top of a vagina then eat it out
Last Night I had a kitty sunday but I cant get that whip creeam/cum taste out of my mouth