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I was cruising in my sweet 1987 IROC Carmaro and my girlfriend was giving me a nibble knob.
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Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.
Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.
Example 1.
Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.
Example 2.
Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.
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after lack of washing and cleaning, the penis' dirt builds up and sits there happily breeding minging bacteria that stinks like cheese. it is normally crusty and yellow in extreme condtions. you are a knob cheese if your a total twat.
he dumped me a day before my birthday also being the day my beloved dog died
knob cheese
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although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey
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verb: to chew on a dick
noun: a nibbler; a girl who makes what should an amazing sexual act hell
verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."
noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."
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A game played at concerts, where one positions ones knob to touch the rump of the girl in front of you. Often played in conjuction with wordcheb touch/word.
"Man, that was a good concert. I was in a bit of a knob/cheb touch sandwhich. Very nice."
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When one commits the ultimate in revenge actions by ejaculating onto the door knob of the house that is being toilet papered.
Hurry up Benny and leave this poor douche a sticky knob so we can go.
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