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When the vaginal lips are so long on a Korean woman that they can pull them down between their legs and tuck them in between their ass cheeks.
Mike: “So, how was fucking Mia last night?”
Dan: “Nothing happened, bitch had Korean Mud Flaps.”
Is when you or your friends grandfather was in the military stationed in korea and brought home a little more than a souvenir keychain. (Aka your grandmother) this most likely occurres on the mother side
Wow you're 1/4 Korean too?
The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.
Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.
The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday
Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?
John: 1.43rpm
Korean Tourist Disorder (KSD) is the irresistible compulsion to take pictures of oneself our one's family in front of every conceivable landmark, regardless of its insignificance. The afflicted are not necessarily Korean, although many are. They frequently clog hallways and sidewalks at high-profile American universities and other locales. Their primary mode of transportation include caravans of transcontinental tour buses, which never stop for more than ten minutes or less than two at any of particular place of interest.
Tom: (seeing large, dense crowd toting cameras) There must be an epidemic of Korean Tourist Disorder. Cover your mouth.
Dick: No shit. I just woke up from a nap on that bench when thirty of the buggers started taking pictures of me.
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When you find the need to do the dirty deed. Drop your pants and grasp your weiner. Lift up and slap down as hard as you can on his/her cunt. While yelling "BYAH" repeatedly.
Zach once gave Kristi McPherson a Korean Cunt Slap. She loved him long time.
Steve Loves Koreans. Especially Cunt Slappers.
Craig is black.
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When a woman jerks a man until near ejactulation, then the man pins down the woman and shoves his dick up one nostril and ejactulats causing the cum to run out the other nostril.
"Hey dude I just saw Jimmy Dean give Betty Crooker the North Korean Nettypot! It was soooo hot!"
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Person 1- "do you know what a "north korean abortion is?"
Person 2- "I dunno?"
Person 1- "It's where you let your child actually be born and raised in north korea..."
Person 2- "I learned something today..."
Kim-jong il is an example of a "North-Korean abortion"
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