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Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.

Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.

by Dirky D. April 2, 2018


Wang Lai

Wang Lai is a famous student studying at LSC and is also a playable charater is LSC: Real Life as well as a major character in LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. He is known for his hyperness and hyperactive mouth, something that is a force to be reckoned with, along with the amount of saliva he has. Wang Lai is also diagnosed with ADHD and possibly, WangLao-21. There exists a theory that he was the first infected person of WangLao-21 or he was born with it. However, this was not proven.
Wang Lai also has a habit of hiding underneath tables during class as well as screaming and/or speaking loudly in class. Similar to the symptoms of WangLao-21, he constantly asks random and useless questions, like "How much does an apple cost at Walmart?".
Being a major character in LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao, he is very strong and is also kinda broken. His most defining trait is that his speed is so fast that it is enough to dodge even Johnk Mank's projectiles. Some of his attacks include: Wang Yeet, Scream, Laiying, Taunting and ADHD On Crack.

Recently, he has merged with the famed teacher Wan Lo and created the powerful creature called Wang Lao. His wherabouts after the defeat of Wang Lao are still unknown.

Student 1: Did you see Wang Lai running off the roof just now?
Student 2: Yes! He's crazy!
Student 1: Don't be so mean.

by skeps_fuckery November 3, 2021


laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 31, 2017


Lay The Sauce

Layin' The Sauce

How would you feel about me Layin' The Sauce on your ex?

Yeah, I laid the sauce on her last night while watching Bigmouth on Nextflix

Want me to...Lay The Sauce tonight?

by M3Ko_MAI1 December 6, 2018


lay chili

1. Lay chilly, as in wait, be cool.

2. Lay chili, as in to party very hard.

3. Lay chili, as in serious defecation after partying hard; beer shits.

1. "Dude, lay chilly; I don't wanna get my ass kicked"

2. "Dude, I'm gonna lay some chili tonight, yace-ah"

3. "Aw dude, I have got to lay chili right now or there is gonna be something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

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Lay DD

Like ADD (attention deficit disorder), but the inablility to pay attention occurs in the bedroom instead of the classroom.

I was getting it on with the mrs. last night, but couldnt stop thinking about world of warcraft, damn lay DD...

by robhk888 November 5, 2007

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Lay an Egg

to fail to make people enjoy or be interested in something.

Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg. (Lay an egg used in the past tense, laid an egg)

by Jenkins! June 14, 2008

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