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Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.
She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!
OH GOD HES DYING SOMEONE GO GET THE AMBER LAMPS!
OH GOD JEREMY IS HAVING A SEIZURE CALL THE AMBER LAMPS!
When you gaslight someone into thinking the real term is “gas lamping”
Friend- “dude I was totally gaslighting this guy earlier…”
You- “I think the correct term is actually gas lamping.”
Friend- “what? No it’s not.”
You- “uh yeah it is. What are you stupid or something? It’s gas lamping.”
A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.
"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"
The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.
"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"