OH GOD HES DYING SOMEONE GO GET THE AMBER LAMPS!
OH GOD JEREMY IS HAVING A SEIZURE CALL THE AMBER LAMPS!
Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.
She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!
A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.
"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"
A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.
"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."
"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."
The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.
"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"