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Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.
She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!
OH GOD HES DYING SOMEONE GO GET THE AMBER LAMPS!
OH GOD JEREMY IS HAVING A SEIZURE CALL THE AMBER LAMPS!
"Blue Lamp" is what you tell a friend who denies that they are very drunk to remember. In the morning ask, "what were you supposed to remember?" If your friend can remember blue lamp in the morning a sense of victory will overwhelm them as they have proven they were not actually that drunk, and if the friend cannot remember blue lamp confusion will overwhelm them.
Origin of term:
At my friend's lake house i had had a little to drink. my friend kept telling me that i was acting wild and telling me to calm down, but i vehemently denied my drunkenness. I thought I was acting perfectly normal. so my friend said "Okay, that lamp right there is blue... In the morning you should remember blue lamp if you aren't so drunk." So the next morning i wake up and scream "BLUE LAMP!!!" turns out i may not have been as drunk as my friend thought.
tim: you were so drunk last night
bob: no i wasnt...
tim: did you remember what u were supposed to remember then?
bob: what are you talking about?
tim: blue lamp ya drunken fool!
When you gaslight someone into thinking the real term is “gas lamping”
Friend- “dude I was totally gaslighting this guy earlier…”
You- “I think the correct term is actually gas lamping.”
Friend- “what? No it’s not.”
You- “uh yeah it is. What are you stupid or something? It’s gas lamping.”
A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.
"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"