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A slang word for a woman's pussy.
Used to describe a woman's vagina, oral sex, or as an orafice.
"I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."
"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"
"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"
"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."
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When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.
Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!
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The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:
(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds
I like to play Franz Ferdiand on my Victory Lap.... "No you girls never know..."
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1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.
Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!
When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.
Babe, I'm at the office and super horny so how about you come by and give me some lap action?
A genre of music which makes people shake their laps to the rhythem.
一种令人不住抖腿的丧心病狂的音乐
Lap-Hop music is the best form of Electronic music. By this I don't mean to inult a certain genre of music, but any other genres.
-- by Dr. Mimyslvandeye.
抖腿乐乃电子乐之正统，我不是针对个别的，而是其他所有的都是辣鸡
—— 沃兹·吉硕德