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A slang word for a woman's pussy.
Used to describe a woman's vagina, oral sex, or as an orafice.
"I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."
"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"
"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"
"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."
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When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.
Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!
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The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:
(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds
I like to play Franz Ferdiand on my Victory Lap.... "No you girls never know..."
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1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...
Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...
When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
A party game where you have to run a lap completely naked around the neighborhood or whatever area you're in. This usually is a punishment for something, like being shut out in beer die for example.
"Alright the losing team of this boat race has to do a nudie lap around the neighborhood."